It’s time for round 4.
These are a few of my least favorite things!
Pajama Public Peoples – Seriously? Are you THAT lazy that you couldn’t take the extra 3 minutes out of your day to change into presentable clothing for the public?
And don’t give me any BS about, “I don’t care what people think. I’m an individual and do what I want!”
No, you’re not! You obviously care what people think because you want them to think you are your own person. You want people to think you don’t care, that you’re fighting the man, rebelling against the status quo of society.
Well, guess what? You did that, jackass! You’re just too cool for this planet with your plaid pajama pants and “Don’t Bother Me, I’m Grumpy” night shirt. Woo-hoo!
Organized Dancing – I get nervous when the Cha Cha Slide comes on, or when I hear the Cupid Shuffle, Electric Slide, or any dance that requires rhythmic/robotic moves.
I’m a free soul. I’m a maniac on the dance floor (after a couple of drinks). You can’t cage this beast once he wants to dance. I want to move like Jagger, not follow the same steps as everyone else. That’s not dancing; that’s following directions, and it’s for the weak individuals who would otherwise never dance.
Dancing is feeling the beat and just grooving. Dancing is not sliding to the left, then the right, then stomping three times and spinning around to do it again.
The next time you’re at a wedding or party, take a step back when one of these songs comes on and just watch. Watch the robots on the dance floor. It’s quite comical.
But don’t get me wrong; if you catch me at a wedding, I’ll be on the dance floor following directions OVER and OVER again, laughing with my friends as I think it’s a great song, adding my own variations as everyone laughs, only to have the song end, the next song come on and I head immediately to my seat…Or to the bar; whatever gets me away from actually dancing.
People that say “I Say What’s On My Mind” – No, you don’t. Drop the tough guy front and realize that if you are someone who says what’s on their mind, then you have no regard for other people’s feelings.
Speaking your mind does not garner you respect, nor does it make you a desirable person, rather it makes you an individual where people don’t want to act themselves around you because they are afraid of what you would say.
Granted those people are lacking the self-confidence to be comfortable with themselves; but that’s beside the point.
Congratulations on making people feel fake around you, only allowing yourself to think that you’re the coolest kid in town with your “I Don’t Give a Shit” attitude. We’re all applauding your efforts to be biggest jackass in the world; and it’s obvious you’re well on your way!
Contestants on Competition Reality Shows Who Tell the Audience they are Competing for a Dying Loved One – It’s been done, many times…PLEASE stop. We’ve all had loved ones die, we’ve had the support from our friends and family, we don’t need an entire country to mourn/support us and trick us into voting for you. THANKS!
Upside Down 8’s on Gas Station Prices’ Signs – The little circle on the eight goes up, the big circle is on the bottom. That’s why they make them that way, people.
Regards – RJ